Friday, May 29, 2009

Winchester Prepares His Case Against The Writer


We go to court tomorrow so we need to whip this case into shape.

Tomorrow is Saturday. Nobody has court on Saturday.

Hmm. Maybe I read the summons wrong. Anyway we need to work hard to prosecute The Writer for throwing me in the slammer. I'm representing myself, of course.

A cat who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client.

Very funny. Go look up "equitable subrogation."

Why?

Because you're my paralegal. You're assisting me with my case. While you're at it, look up Morris vs. 9-Lives.

That doesn't have anything to do with your lawsuit.

I know. I just want to see how Morris got all that free cat food. Now snap to it.

I'm just another overworked, underpaid, under-appreciated paralegal.

And call me "counselor."

2 comments:

laurasalas said...

Oh my gosh. This set of posts had me giggling quietly (so as not to wake anyone). Too funny!

Hope our dog Captain Jack Sparrow doesn't take legal action after he spends a week in the slammer this summer:>)

ellsworth said...

Captain Jack Sparrow will probably feel like he's being shanghaied. I'd worry more about his cutlass than a lawsuit!