What's that paper you've got?
A summons to appear in court. I'm suing The Writer.
Mental cruelty. Involuntary lock-up. Catnapping.
Oh, for heaven's sake. You've were boarded three and a half days and that was two weeks ago. Why can't you sulk like other cats and then get over it?
It's a matter of principle. I know my rights. I hope the judge throws the book at The Writer.
"Throws the book." Ha-ha! Very funny!
At the very least I should get a nice chunk of change from this lawsuit. That should pay for the hours of emotional anguish.
You've been watching too many re-runs of Law and Order. And isn't a sheriff's deputy supposed to issue a summons?
They were all busy. I might sue you too since you went with her on that little vacation.
Your case is full of holes, Winchester. The judge will toss it out.
See you in court!