Winchester, as everyone knows, is not like other cats. Other cats love to get in boxes and grocery bags and hide. They like to sleep in baskets and even fruit bowls.
Winchester never, ever, ever hops in a box or a bag or a basket. He's clawstraphobic. When he has to go to the vet, it takes a small army to stuff him in his carrier.
So where is Winchester?
And what is that little black and white thing he dropped in The Writer's magazine basket?
heh-heh-heh. winchester the second.